It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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