thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
If I die, sorry about rent.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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