Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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