You really coming over, don't trick.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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