My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Randomize
