I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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