you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Randomize