How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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