my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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