YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
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