he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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