She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
do nipples grow back?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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