Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
