and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
The air was thick with penises
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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