Having a random hookup so left but love u
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
