Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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