i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
MIDGETS
????
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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