The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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