yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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