you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
and you fell through a lawn chair
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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