quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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