so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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