we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
You're a waste of cheezeits
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
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