I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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