Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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