I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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