So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Everyone says I win the strip club
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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