i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
i now understand why vodka
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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