I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
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