i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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