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hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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