my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
