Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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