was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I think people are normalizing furries
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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