Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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