Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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