yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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