I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Randomize
