her vagine was all disorganized.
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
Come on in and take your pants off
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