Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
he puts the penis in happiness.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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