To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Randomize