Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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