we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Randomize
