we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
