Me. At least after what I've been through.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
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