Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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