I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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