I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
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