She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
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