I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Randomize
