I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Randomize
