...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
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