we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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