her vagine was all disorganized.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
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