I'm pants shitting drunk right now
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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