i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
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