Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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