Dual....:-)
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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