Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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