he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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