isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Randomize
