remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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